Tag: humor
group name: points2ponder
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March 16, 2007 08:33 AM EDT --
This just arrived in my e-mail this morning and I'm still laughing over it. ENJOY...!
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR
If my body were . . . more
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May 02, 2007 05:19 PM EDT --
Woman Golfer
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
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She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. . . . more
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May 10, 2007 07:58 AM EDT --
This was in my e-mail this morning:
SUPPORT A FAMILY :
THE PROSPECTIVE FATHER-IN-LAW ASKED, "YOUNG MAN, CAN YOU SUPPORT A FAMILY?"
THE SURPRISED GROOM-TO-BE REPLIED, "WELL, NO. I WAS . . . more
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May 10, 2007 07:46 AM EDT --
This was in my e-mail:
LIFE AFTER DEATH:
"DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH?" THE BOSS ASKED ONE OF HIS EMPLOYEES.
"YES, SIR," THE NEW EMPLOYEE REPLIED.
"WELL, . . . more
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January 12, 2008 11:43 PM EST --
For those of you who have never done this, you can go on as you were. For those of you who have done this, think twice before you do it again. Please!
No matter what they tell you about how long it . . . more
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April 05, 2007 05:50 PM EDT --
This came in my e-mail today. My girlfriend sent it to me.
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland
asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" . . . more
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January 02, 2008 02:04 PM EST --
I know it may seem silly to some adults, but I am sitting here with my kids...we are watching Spongebob Squarepants on Nickelodeon. I think I know every episode by heart since my kids love this show. . . . more
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July 16, 2007 10:51 AM EDT --
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path
4. How . . . more
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March 15, 2007 12:17 PM EDT --
I wished I could take credit for this, but I cannot. Someone from my writing group sent this to the group this morning. How true these oddities in our English language really are. Enjoy...! . . . more
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May 25, 2008 04:21 AM EDT --
Well, here's another installment in the near-random series of articles on things that will tick off your pizza delivery guy(gal). Inspired by an incident that happened today. An incident . . . more
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July 27, 2008 10:39 AM EDT --
I was not going to do anything here today, I just checked in to look at my messages. In the inbox was a question from Dame Ruth, a very good question that deserved an equally good answer. So, opening . . . more
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May 16, 2008 08:47 AM EDT --
Here's another good joke my dad sent
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John . . . more
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May 10, 2007 07:55 AM EDT --
This was in my e-mail this morning:
CHILDREN'S SERMON:
ONE EASTER SUNDAY MORNING AS THE MINISTER WAS PREACHING THE CHILDREN'S SERMON, HE REACHED INTO HIS BAG OF PROPS AND PULLED OUT . . . more
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April 25, 2007 11:09 AM EDT --
EXPEND - What one does after eating beans, (snicker, snicker).
SPENDEX - A drunk trying to say spandex
SPENSIVE - What everything is when you're broke (you got me - spensive tain't a . . . more
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February 01, 2007 04:02 PM EST --
Some more Marine bumper stickers for your enjoyment.
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September 27, 2007 03:05 PM EDT --
Pope John Paul dies of old age and finds himself at the gates of Heaven at 0300. He knocks on the gate and a very sleepy-eyed Army Drill Sergeant opens the gate and asks, "Wadda you want?" . . . more
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October 05, 2007 08:25 AM EDT --
Well, in the Coast Guard the officers stay nice and dry on land, while the enlisted people head out to sea in all sorts of weather.
In the Army, the officers stand behind the troops and shout, "Attack!" . . . more
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October 08, 2007 10:48 AM EDT --
My girlfriend sent me this in my e-mail this morning. If you’re a woman, maybe you can relate. If you’re a man – RUN FOR COVER.
INSTALLING HUSBAND
Dear Tech . . . more
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August 23, 2007 05:24 PM EDT --
Statues fear not modesty outraged
Wind can’t their fig leaves shift
Impromptu rendezvous in twinklings insist
Seeking fulfilling tryst
Aiding attires off unscrupulous bodies . . . more
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March 05, 2008 03:13 PM EST --
Just came from Sheryl O's page where a post about blasphemy laws in the UK has moved to an Intelligent Design versus evolution debate.
These always remind me of the fundie who visited my UK blog . . . more
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