Tag: funny
group name: points2ponder
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June 21, 2007 03:44 PM EDT --
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Mother, . . . more
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March 16, 2007 08:33 AM EDT --
This just arrived in my e-mail this morning and I'm still laughing over it. ENJOY...!
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR
If my body were . . . more
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May 02, 2007 05:19 PM EDT --
Woman Golfer
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
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She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. . . . more
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May 10, 2007 07:58 AM EDT --
This was in my e-mail this morning:
SUPPORT A FAMILY :
THE PROSPECTIVE FATHER-IN-LAW ASKED, "YOUNG MAN, CAN YOU SUPPORT A FAMILY?"
THE SURPRISED GROOM-TO-BE REPLIED, "WELL, NO. I WAS . . . more
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April 19, 2007 08:32 AM EDT --
I cannot take credit for this, as it arrived in my e-mail this morning, but was so funny I thought I'd share with my Gather friends.
JUST A FUNNY TO START THE DAY.
A big shot attorney had . . . more
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May 10, 2007 07:46 AM EDT --
This was in my e-mail:
LIFE AFTER DEATH:
"DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH?" THE BOSS ASKED ONE OF HIS EMPLOYEES.
"YES, SIR," THE NEW EMPLOYEE REPLIED.
"WELL, . . . more
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May 12, 2007 04:08 PM EDT --
The function of HOUSE OF LOGOS & ICONS is simple. As a group owner myself, I know the importance of having a logo to help my group grow and be seen by others.
I have the ability to be able to . . . more
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October 04, 2007 12:14 PM EDT --
Some of my favorites ...
Hornyhead Branch, Alabama
Blue Ball, Delaware
Santa Claus, Georgia
Gay Head, Massachusetts
Hoop and Hollar, Texas
Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Big Ugly, West Virginia . . . more
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April 05, 2007 05:50 PM EDT --
This came in my e-mail today. My girlfriend sent it to me.
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland
asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" . . . more
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January 02, 2008 02:04 PM EST --
I know it may seem silly to some adults, but I am sitting here with my kids...we are watching Spongebob Squarepants on Nickelodeon. I think I know every episode by heart since my kids love this show. . . . more
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April 09, 2007 11:11 PM EDT --
My oldest daugther just came in here begging for me to try this one out. She said I wouldn't be sorry. Sure enough, I cracked up laughing.
1. Go to google.
2. Go to maps, right there above the search . . . more
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July 16, 2007 10:51 AM EDT --
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path
4. How . . . more
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May 02, 2007 08:37 PM EDT --
My parents told me about Mr. Common Sense early in my life and told me I
would do well to call on him when making decisions. It seems he was always
around in my early years but less and . . . more
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August 08, 2007 06:56 PM EDT --
Two guys walk into a bar. You would think one of them would have ducked.
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What hurts more than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A centipede with sore feet!
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October 05, 2007 10:56 AM EDT --
Have you ever been next to someone that is wearing so much perfume that you feel like gagging?
A New York woman says she lost her job at a Long Island, N.Y., customer service center for wearing . . . more
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April 04, 2008 10:11 AM EDT --
Quick Check for Alzheimer's
The following was developed as a mental age assessment
by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each . . . more
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April 05, 2008 01:31 PM EDT --
Cute email that was sitting in my email box this morning....
Home remedies.
If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto!
The . . . more
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May 16, 2008 08:47 AM EDT --
Here's another good joke my dad sent
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John . . . more
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September 21, 2007 11:51 AM EDT --
"The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States . . . more
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March 25, 2008 01:22 PM EDT --
I got this in my email today and thought it was very cute. I had to share!
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his
English was far from perfect, . . . more
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